chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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