I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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