some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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