well you can't waste a boner
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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