Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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