He kissed a someone with a penis
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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