I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
So many bounce houses so little time
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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