So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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