No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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