Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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