I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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