Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Why is your signature on my underwear?
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
Randomize
