So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
why is half of my head shaved?
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