Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
Randomize
