She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
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