when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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