yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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