Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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