He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Randomize
