worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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