That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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