and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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