I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
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