he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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