Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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