The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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