i think i have herpe
just one?
only if we run a train.
done.
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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