whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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