we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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