i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
