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(828): View more from North Carolina

Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us

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(313): View more from Michigan

operation harelip BJ is a go

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(559): View more from California

I queefed so loud it echoed.

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(410): View more from Maryland

i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.

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(204): View more from Manitoba

Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.

(770): View more from Georgia

That's the only definition of lonely that I know.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.

(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.

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