You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
