I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
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