he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Watching her eat just hurts me
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
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