He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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