Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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