Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
I'm really into asian looking animals
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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