How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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