Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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