Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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