Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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