I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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