to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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