Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
