Whoa Z and x make the same sound
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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