Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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