Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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