some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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