Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
