shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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