There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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