he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
