therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
My vagina is officially offended.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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