He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
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