Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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