Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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